Here’s an actual conversation taken directly from my Facebook wall:
Friend: I saw you at Global Drums last night…wow.
Me: Yeah, I was there. What did you think of it?
Friend: Um, I think it can be summed up in one word- “wow.”
Me: So is that an “it-changed-my-life” kind of “wow,” or an “I-actually-have-no-idea-what-to-think-of-the-show-because-it-was-so-out-there” kind of “wow”? Or was it more like a “sensory-overload-to-the-max” exclamatory “wow,” or perhaps an “Oh-my-God-there-were-so-many-hippies-with-ganja-there” amazed “wow”?
Friend: I think it would lie somewhere in between those options…. I wouldn’t be surprised if I got a contact high. Perhaps that’s why I can’t remember which “wow” it would be.
From the second I stepped into the West High auditorium, it was clear that I was definitely out of my element. Perhaps I would have fit in more if I wouldn’t have unfortunately left my peasant skirt, dreadlocks, and hemp necklace at home. Regardless, the crowd was interestingly divided between Hancher regulars, dressed in suits and fine jewelry, and aging Grateful Deadhead hippies. The question that kept popping up in my mind was “Am I high enough to be here?” About five minutes into the performance itself, I figured out the answer- No, I’m really not.
The Global Drum Project basically consists of a lot of old dudes in Hawaiian shirts playing an interesting, though somewhat unintelligible polyrhythmic cacophony of percussion sound. Maybe I’m just getting old (which I am), but at one point I actually felt myself channeling Dr. Seuss’s Grinch and internally began to complain about all the noise, noise, noise, noise!
However, my seat behind the sound booth did provide some interesting visual stimuli. The red, blue, and green sound wave charts were the perfect illustrations to the trippy, organic sounds of the world percussion instruments. At least the combination of the tribal drums and psychedelic colors were enough to put me in a trance to escape from my awkward boredom.
This is not to say these guys weren’t talented as hell. You know how when you see the Road Runner’s feet they look like they’re moving in a slow motion cloud because they’re actually moving incredibly fast? Yeah, that’s how the hand and arm movements of the members of Global Drum were all the time. That takes immense talent.
But unfortunately, being the snarky cynic that I am, I failed to transcend my earthly body and become part of the Global Drum sound and state of mine. Yeah, it’s always kind of cool to watch people hit stuff, but I was ultimately kind of bored (and therefore found it really hard to resist the temptation to yell out “Box of Rain!” mid-set).
My Facebook friend could not have been more correct—there really is no better word to describe the Global Drum Project than a very confused, awestruck, and perhaps stoned “wow.
—Melea